Playful Follies

Oil painting is an elegant medium and I love still life paintings from the Dutch Golden Age which show off valuable items. It amuses me to paint things that most people prefer to keep hidden into serious oil paintings.

  • A purple dildo poised on a green table cloth with a set of metal gauntlets and brass keys.

    Jousting with Propriety

  • A tiny vibrator connected to its  controller by a wire which is wrapped around a yellow teacup and saucer, and a fortune cookie.

    A Happy Future

  • A purple dildo stands erect beside a pot of small white and purple orchids

    Orchids

  • Small trans flag coloured dildo cradled by a pair of mannequin hands.

    Gentle

  • A stack of eggplants and cucumbers hiding a purple dildo in a bowl on its side. A bunch of bananas and asparagus are propped against the wall beside it.

    Purple Dildo Salad

  • Two sunflowers, one facing the viewer and one drooping, cover a bundle of purple rope on a table.

    End of Summer