Kalloon the Mighty, Warrior of the Cardboard Mountains, was having a difficult time in the humid night. The dice gods were showing their sense of humour and now Kalloon had two small hamsters instead of a war steed.

Being more than a little obsessed with L.M. Montgomery, Fran and Edgar changed thier names to Anne and Shirley. To avoid jealousy, they switch names daily and take turns providing the raspberry cordial and cucumber sandwiches.

Ducky dreamed of the ocean. To be floating, alone and free, in the warm salt waves. Slowly floating away.

And, like that, he was gone.

Candi works for a living. She lives for hot tubing and pink drinks with rum. She barbeques veggies and dips them in apple sauce. The she eats them in the tub.

Myers has a secret that everyone knows. There, time and place is obvious. The truth is so ridiculously clear that you need not be told. Clearly.